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Full disclosure – the content you’re about to read took place pre-pandemic. No masks. No social distancing. No Dr. Fauci. The good ole days. It was bumpy. It was curvy. It was 204 miles of beaches and waterfalls and rain forests and all the wide-eyed natural wonders Maui’s windward side could showcase in high-def living color. On the first Wednesday of March 2020 my BFF Harry and I boarded a Road to Hana Tour courtesy of Valley Isle Excursions. We…

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Mahalo, Papakea Ocean Front Resort. Looking back to February 2021 I was bored out of my gourd after being furloughed for 11 months because of the pandemic. Wanting to get back into the Pool Attendant game, I perused a fancy-pants employment website (rhymes with spindeed) and saw that Papakea was looking to staff up as Maui was gingerly beginning to open up. Papakea, shoot, it was literally right down the street. I could walk there in six minutes and drive…

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